Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream.

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

Darth Maul had like, the reverse of a spiritual enlightenment trip. Like instead of going into the woods to find inner peace, he went into the trash compactor to find mental illness. 

skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost

retail workers should be paid a million dollars for having to listen to the same pop songs over and over again

how much longer is mercury in the microwave I don’t think I can handle this any longer

no because i know midnights is for the archer girls, the mirrorballs, the nothing new girls, the this is me trying girls, the evermore girls, the afterglow girls, the hoax girls, the sad beautiful tragic girls, the all too well girls, the coney island girls, the right where you left me and champagne problem girls

Best feeling ever is finally losing your attachment to somebody that isn't good for you.

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches

Let’s be honest though, if you were put on the spot rn and had to name one and ONLY ONE song as your ultimate favorite Taylor Swift song could you do it and what song would it be?