Sparkling Dirtbag; Shiny Yet Trashy

Grace at 3 am with what’s left of his sleep deprived brain struggling: hot buns this is the best essay I’ve read all year. I’m giving this student two stars

i am going to wake up from this nap on time and feeling refreshed and not any worse than I do at this current time

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

It’s September

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

Politicians should be paid minimum wage.

They should want to do it because it's a service to their community and the work is fulfilling, not because it makes them money.

They can petition for a raise once a year during their review, but it cannot exceed 25% of their hourly rate.

Alex Hirsch any time he can and sometimes when he can’t: I’ve come to make an announcement: Disney is a bitch ass motherfucker! They’re pissed off because of my silly kid’s show. That’s right, they look at my harmless joke and they censored it and I said “that’s dumb.” So now I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Disney, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller.