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[kinda ooc] hey just letting yβall know iβm gonna start focusing this blog more on rp stuff, like specific in-world events etc; and iβll be acting sorta moreΒ βcharacter-yβ in a way, but iβll still be me! iβll just probably have different backstory and stuff than to irl me, and i wonβt be posting a lot of non-clown stuff like i said orz so iβve made a separate personal blog for that, @cyrkowoczy if anyone wants to follow there :o)
i probably shouldβve done this to begin with but oh well, the clown honks in mysterious ways
happy pride ππ

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made some LGBT clown stickers for my redbubble :o]
Friendly reminder that juggalos are NOT clowns! If you have one, nO YOU DON'T THAT'S LITERALLY JUST A GUY IN MAKEUP
Iβve been thinking about ice cream clowns. Iβve never seen any on sale but I think they look very cute!
Obsessed with this little dude
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just a little guy i made on tux paint. i love him.
JOLLY MIDNITE JESTER: What to Expect!
For those unacquainted with the Clownomicron, the JMJ is sort of the clown equivalent of the Grim Reaper. Itβs drawn to sources of extreme clown suffering, which isnβt to say itβs necessarily drawn to βsadβ clown, jester and fool breeds. This is because βsadβ clowns arenβt actually in any emotional distress if being properly cared for! Behaviours such as moping, frowning and pretending to cry are typically part of their βperformanceβ, and unrelated to emotional state.
Of course, there are ways to tell if your sad breed is actually sad.
Common signs that your little guy is unhappy:
Lashing out or becoming suddenly aggressive
Changes in appetite (eating less/eating more)
Loss of interest in playing
Changes in self-grooming behaviours (letting their hair become tangled or matted is an easy one to spot)
If your clown displays 2 or more of these symptoms, Iβd say to check in with your local specialist ASAP.
Back on topic! The JMJ is most often a problem for those who are purposefully neglecting or mistreating their clowns. It reportedly shows itself in visions and shadows for several weeks as a warning. If you manage to clean up your act in that time, itβs said that one can go without incident. However, if you donβtβ¦ Well, thatβs for you to find in your own research.
Just saw a TikTok where this bi woman was like,
βIβm a woman-leaning bisexual and you know what pisses me off? The fact that Iβm dating a skinny white man and I love him and Iβm happy, like what the fuck.β
And I just have to say. What pisses me off as a bisexual woman is that TikTok.
This is the Woke version of βmy wife is the olβ ball and chain, doesnβt it suck to be married,β jokes. Itβs not funny. Your queerness is not negated or tarnished by opposite-gender attraction, dating men isnβt inherently worse than dating women.
Love your partner.
Cherish them.
For fucks sake.
So much this. Iβve had a rant building for a while and it looks like todayβs the day.
Iβm getting REAL SICK of that βbisexual means Iβm attracted to all women and two menβ joke. Iβm getting equally sick of the implication, in a thousand ways, that men are bad and itβs inherently worse to be attracted to them. If youβre a woman or woman-adjacent and you fall in love with a man, thereβs this horrible and easy-to-internalize idea that youβre taking the lesser option.
Like yβall. Yβall? You know thatβs gender essentialist radfem bullshit, right?
If you didnβt, Iβd like to gently suggest you consider the idea that βMen are problematic (read: sinful) and violent, women are pure, beautiful and lovingβ is just conservative Christian ideology in a gay hat. We are not advancing towards equality for all genders by flipping which end of the scale is The Bad One β’.
Iβm bisexual. I make a point of talking about being queer (because itβs my identity and culture, and thatβs important to me), and I present mostly in the androgynous area of the spectrum. People often assume Iβm only/mostly interested in women.
Thatβs actually not true. I like all genders, but when it comes to specific people, Iβm most often attracted to men. And it makes me sad β really, genuinely sad β how many times Iβve felt ashamed to talk about that. Even though Iβm not a woman, liking a man has made me feel βnot queer enough.β Hell, some days it still does.
Iβm gonna say this, even though I know a lot of people wonβt like it. And I will also say in advance that I am not accepting criticism and I donβt argue on the internet as a personal mental health policy.
That said, here is the statement: This too is a closet.
Anytime youβre ashamed to admit to liking someone because theyβre the βwrongβ gender, anytime falling in love is treated like a disappointment instead of a celebration, I donβt care who you are or who your partner is, that is a FUCKING CLOSET. And I would appreciate it if we could STOP PUTTING PEOPLE IN THOSE.
Honestly, shit like that should be seen for the relationship red flag it is.
If youβre a man, absolutely do not date someone who thinks their attraction or affection for you is something they ought to be ashamed of.
And regardless of your gender, avoid women who subscribe to the idea that women can do no wrong and are inherently pure and safe because holy fuck is that an easy and gaslighty shield to hide behind for abusers. Iβve heard a variation of that story too many times to think thereβs not a correlation there.
Amen to that. And βitβs a jokeβ isnβt the excuse people think it is.
ppl be acting like being attracted to men is a disease
Hi I used to make these jokes too and itβs absolutely because of how fucking shitty the lgbtqia community has been towards bi women. I felt like I HAD to downplay my attraction to men in order to reassure people that Iβm not straight.
Thatβs fucked up. Y'all need to observe your behavior and wonder if youβre contributing to the shit that makes bi women feel like theyβre not good enough.
One of my favourite things about little clowns is how bouncy they are; for the longest time i was worried about pierrogi falling off of tables and chairs etc but when it happened, he literally just bounced a couple times and was totally fine, he even seemed to enjoy it a bit
Clowns are truly wonderful creatures <3
Polka-coughs: symptoms and care tips
hello! this is a masterpost of sorts about my experiences with the polka-coughs and caring for pierrogi while he was unwell.
firstly, what exactly IS the polka-coughs? well, itβs a sickness that affects mainly smaller clowns, and is the result of an inhibition in the ability to break down and absorb certain sugars. one of the main causes for this is the ingestion of chocolate; while some chocolates are made specifically to be safe for clowns, regular human chocolate is not, and can rlly mess with the way clowns process sugars and fats, especially smaller clowns with more delicate body compositions. this was the cause for pierrogiβs case, he got into some chocolate i had accidentally left out.
the main symptom for this, as the name might suggest, is coughing. clowns will attempt to cough up the unprocessed sugar in their bodies, and eventually end up ejecting a gummy, brightly coloured substance (may or may not be acidic to the touch). this is actually a combination of the unprocessed materials and tissue from the clownβs digestive system, which can vary in volume depending on severity. pierrogiβs case was thankfully only rather mild, so he was only coughing up stuff covered in a light mucous rather than a viscous or chunky fluid.
another common symptom is a loss of colour; clowns are typically brightly coloured inside and out, so of course loss of colour from their internal systems will translate to the outside as well, though this can vary depending on species. accompanying this also is a typical apathy one would expect from a sick clown; loss of energy and appetite, low frequency honking, etc.
now, what does one do to care for a clown that has these symptoms? firstly, make sure that ALL possible causes (chocolate, gummy bears, etc) have been safely locked away or removed from your clownβs access to prevent their condition worsening. then, stop feeding them high-sugar content foods until youβre sure their body is ready for it again. the polka-coughs can become very serious when left to go on for too long; by reducing the amount of sugar intake, youβve giving your clownβs systems time to heal and preventing further damage. during this time period, you should be feeding them mostly savoury, yet still energy rich foods such as popcorn, assorted nuts, and corn dogs (though make sure to cut it up and only feed about a third at a time to a small clown like pierrogi! this is definitely not a good time to risk overfeeding your clown), though itβs also important to watch your clownβs appetite and not force them to eat more than they can handle, especially since their already delicate systems are out of balance.
other than this, the clown will need a lot of rest to help fully get their digestive system back to normal. itβs definitely not a good idea to encourage clowns to play or perform during this time as theyβre using the majority of their energy on healing, though they might become more clingy and cuddly as theyβre more dependent on you (this was the case with pierrogi).
another thing you will need to do is constantly keep your clown and its living space clean; that means wiping up the contents your clown coughs up and any residue, however DO NOT give your clown a bath during this time. i could go into so much detail about how you should almost never bath a clown, but thatβs a post for another time; just know that it can severely impact your clownβs mental health and behaviour, just wiping up any mess is sufficient enough.
the polka-coughs usually last from 3-7 days, but can of course vary depending of the initial severity and care during this time. you can usually tell pretty easily when a clown is no longer sick, as they would have regained their colour, stopped coughing up material, and would generally seem to be in better spirits overall.
if your clownβs condition seems to be only worsening, or shows no signs of clearing up after a week, get them to a clown doctor IMMEDIATELY; lack of sugar for long periods of time can cause life-long complications for clowns, and can even be deadly in some cases.
those are the main things i can think of, but if anyone has any questions, or would like any further details on anything, iβd be happy to share! hope this helps!

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ANNOUNCEMENT: MOVING CLOWN MONTH TO AUGUST
Hello everyone! First off, happy pride month!
As said in the title, clown art month will be held in August 2021, instead of July.
This is for two main reasons: Art Fight is in July, and I expect a lot of people will be busy with that, and I want to give more time for the word to spread around, including on other social media.
The original announcement post has been edited, as well as the blog bio.
Thank you all for the support!
Hey!! Tumblr kept deleting everything I wrote whenever I tried to answer this so Iβm just gonna do this instead!! (Also sorry this took so long, me getting all my stuff deleted is why,,)
Thanks so much for the ask as well! ^^
But sure!! Here are some clown care tips! :))
Socialization: Generally, spare a few breeds, clowns are a very social species. Theyβre smart and require lots of quality time- whether that be playing, going on walks, or just hanging out. (Though having a mixture is important.) I find decor clowns, specifically porcelains such as my own, love being the center of attention. Clown neglect in this regard is specifically a problem in my town, and clowns come into the shelter with faded spots and things all the time. :(
Space: Clowns require lots of space to jump around and play!! It can vary from clown to clown. Assuming your decor clown is of the smaller variety, the house and some backyard space should be alright!! Though excess is always good and welcome. (If you have a large property though, just make sure they donβt get lost!!) In addition, clowns require their own little space to nest and make their own. Some bigger clowns require very large outdoor tents, and some clowns are satisfied with a little bit of shelf space. Of course, a smaller space is good for a smaller clown, but make sure youβre not giving them too little!!
Toys/Decor: Like I said before, clowns are very intelligent and require lots of stimulus/enrichment to keep them entertained. Generally (especially when it comes to more colorful breeds) clowns do well with most party/circus supplies. Especially tents!! Most outdoor clown spaces Iβve seen include tents, and Iβve even seen some indoor mini-tents as well. Specifically for a decor clown (I see this especially with the porcelain variety, including my own) I find they do really well with those fancy little miniature play tea sets!! Those and little porcelain bells you see in lots of souvenir shops- be careful with those though, if your clown takes a liking to them theyβre quite a racket. Variety is key, and figuring out what works best for you and your clown is part of the journey!! So donβt feel discouraged if your clown doesnβt take a liking to one particular thing.
Diet: First off, I know Iβve said it so many times on this blog, but variety is key when it comes to a clownβs diet!! They do best with a variety of different foods with different nutritional value, if you can. The more the merrier! As to foods you can feed your clown, many sweets and carnival foods will be great!! Cotton candy is a particular favorite of mine, and my clown Pinky is really into rock candy at the minute. (Be careful with harder foods like rock candy though, some clowns, especially more delicate ones, will be hurt by them.) Other things like hot dogs and corn dogs are fine as well, along with circus peanuts! I find that more small and delicate clowns really like the marshmallow peanuts, and marshmallows in general.
This is very important and gets its own paragraph but do. Not. Give. Your. Clown. Chocolate!!! Many people lump it in with sweets like marshmallows and hard candy but itβs really bad and will get them sick!!! Iβve seen too many clowns come to the shelter sick from this :(
And thatβs all for tonightβs clown care tips!!! The ask box is always open if follow up questions are needed, and Iβd love to be tagged in any posts made with your clown!! I hope youβre both well, and best of luck on your clown care journey!!
-Mod Graceβ€οΈ