Smart Ass for Hire

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you

the entire concept of the omegaverse was specifically created to get jensen ackles as dean winchester pregnant and he’s been summarily dethroned by kpop stars two dudes who used to run around gotham city in speedos and a 20 year old from indiana

This is incredibly funny ngl

Found family but it's just about the characters leaving each other with permanent mental scars that never heal

Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out

alright everybody, let’s go around the dashboard and say what we’re most thankful for. I’m thankful for vanilla extract