Sabrina The Teenage Cracker

I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.

i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying

She's a pretty smart dog maybe she learned color theory

The look on her face when she realizes

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

@mercer-safehouse  

Transcript: [In an australian accent: “This poor cat is stuck down the end of an alleyway and it’s getting bullied by a bunch of fuckin’ street toughs. They’re like, just tell us where you’re stashing the dead mice! But little do they know,” The voice picks up in volume, “THAT THERE MESSING WITH THE WRONG FUCKING CAT! He is OUT of here! What a sensational get away! The dickheads are stunned. There’s a rebound, a high jump, and then he stays low at the end. He’s like, eat my dust you fuck-knuckles! To quite the famous Australian commentator, Dennis Camedy(?), this is CENTIMETER PERFECT.”, laughing, “Sensational!”]

ozzyman is the commentator we need in our daily lives

what the hell

I need to watch this now. 

it’s a hilarious film

BE THEY DO CRIMES

Fun fact, some suffragettes used a very similar thing to argue that women should be allowed to vote - because if the “he” in voting law doesn’t include women, then neither does the “he” in any other law, so either women can vote and are law-abiding, OR women cannot vote and are free to steal, not pay taxes, etc. Some people went so far as to break laws to make their point! (’What’s Your Pronoun?’ by Dennis Baron is my source, and a good read).

- prevent another depression/anxiety cycle

There we go

- lift debris off people if they’re caught in an accident

Be the best at hugging

get revenge

-pick up the people you love with such ease and strength

- make your own superhero training montage in your head

Carry dogs of all sizes

I was procrastinating my workout today and this post showed up and now I’m gonna go do it, thanks Tumblr

Sadly, I can believe every single one of these.

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

REBLOG HIM FACE FOR MOST EXCELLENT LUCK ALL 2022 🖤

Louder for the people in the back