Capnolagnia / Pogonophilia

He said that as a mature man he just wanted to live a simple life on his farm in the country (and you discovered that it included fucking like rabbits every fuckn day)

The new coworker at the gathering seemed to have something on his mind, because he seemed highly attentive but preoccupied when he talked to you, and periodically adjusted his semi erect cock in his pants while he smoked and looked you up and down (understood later when he asked to take you home and fucked you senseless)

When you meet 3 local guys on the trek who mention they have 3 condoms left and would you be interested in getting stuffed by 3 hungry gar boners at the nearest cave (and they made you cum more times than you could fuckn count)

He said he was a virgin to man sex and just wanted to explore, and after being deeply kissed and having his dick sucked he came pretty fuckn fast and when he was fucking your ass he came 3 times in quick succession and this was just the fuckn foreplay! (and he said later that he was 100% a fuckn convert)

When the shop owner took a photo of himself with your phone and said to look at it whenever you felt like sucking a big gar boned dick, because he’d always fuckn deliver

You could smell the gar from the next door farmlet and it meant only one thing (that the farmer was in the need for some serious dick sucking as prelude to all out warfare on your tight hairy fuckn hole)

When the tradie thanked you for the gar and beer after a solid days work and said he’d be more than happy to return the favour (by fucking you senseless with his hairy body, big balls slamming fuckn hard and making you cum)

When you got the stranger home and he took off his jacket his t-shirt made the next move fuckn self explanatory (so you got FUCKED)

When your Forman said you deserved a bonus for such a hard days work (which ended up being bent over the wheelbarrow and fucked by his monster fuckn gar primed sausage)

When the student on prac at your clinic became more of a friend and shared your appetite for gars (and getting down and fuckn dirty between the sheets back at your place with his big dick between your legs and probing your hairy hole)

The sexathon with the hairy middle eastern spunk the previous night got you thirsting for more hairy dick and so you took home a stranger the next day who readily shared a gar (and his big veiny gar primed fuckn dick)

You’d always loved the look of hairy middle eastern men and found one on your travels who was a bloody stallion and full-on into sex smoking gars and fucking for hours on fuckn end

When the stranger lit the cigar he exuded confidence (and took on the role of a big dicked alpha male back at your hotel room and satisfied the both of you all fuckn night)