Girl Next Door, Nerdy Like You!

This majestic beast holds my heart in his aggressive little teeth. I wish he loved me even an 1/8th of how much I love him. Alas, after 11 years, it isn't meant to be. #GarbageCat #yardtime #prisonercat #indoormonster (at Orillia, Ontario)

One became two and then three. #trillium #ontario #backyard #flowersn (at Orillia, Ontario)

Happy Mother's Day to my mom, who said if I posted a picture on Instagram of her she'd slap me, so here's her favourite baby, @indianajonesthebasset. She's a real peach.... soaked in crown royal. #happmothersday (at Orillia, Ontario)

I leave for FIVE MINUTES and @sleepy.bea steals my spot. #choppedfromthegroup (at Orillia, Ontario)

Watching a couple bozos open the pool for the last season! (at Orillia, Ontario)

I am so classy. (at Rogers Centre)

To get ONE good one it takes this much effort. #skydome #gojaysgo (at Rogers Centre)

Cat or ottoman? He wouldn't be so fat if he didn't eat dog food all day long. #GarbageCat #fatcat #mycatisfat

Me today. #monday #herewegoagain

Late lunch with this stud & his MILF. #tgif #elliotshawe (at Moxie's Grill & Bar - Barrie)

My area of the bathroom sums me up pretty easily - bathbombs, glasses & a Nettie pot sinus rinse. #eyebuydirect #glasses #lush #bathbombs #tubtime #bath #sinusinfection

I was so tongue-tied meeting her, but she was so gracious. When I was leaving the table Kelly said "thank you for knowing everything". Take that as you'd like, but I'm going with its a good thing and wasn't said in fear with the thoughts of getting a restraining order. #ididntpee #kellyoxford #embarassedkevin (at Toronto Reference Library)

Dragged this guy into Toronto to see my favourite lady @kellyoxford at the reference library. If you can't tell, I'm super excited. Here's hoping I don't a) pee myself or b) fan girl so hard I embarrass myself. Kevin thinks I'm gonna do both. #pleasedontpee #soexcited #dontembarasskevin (at Toronto Reference Library)

Kevin told me these high-tops are makin' my feet look huuuuuuge. (I wear size 6 FYI) #vans #hightops #vanssk8hi #newkicks (at Burlington, Ontario)

Subways are real dirty & my kale smoothie has too much banana in it. #thanksfornothingboosterjuice (at Union Station)

If you're not melting into the pillow when you sleep are you even really sleeping? #dogsofinstgram #sleepyhead #melting #bassethound

FINALLY arrived in Orillia! I've been checking daily for these babies to be back in stock! #octopuswantstofight #robohop #greatlakesbrewery #beer #ipa #ivemissedyou (at Orillia, Ontario)