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smauggles

Special edition video!

You can hear Smaug say "Good morning!" followed by his "I love you"

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smauggles

Smaug insists that he is given his due from the comforter daily

thestaticsquirrel

Septembirb!

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smauggles

Must... Remove... Tag...

thestaticsquirrel

Do not remove under penalty of law!

Oh wait, this isn't a mattress.

#cockatiel #birb #reblarg

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michaelnordeman

Barn swallow/ladusvala. Värmland, Sweden (July 6, 2016).

thestaticsquirrel

Taillow. Route 104, Hoenn (November 21, 2014)

#reblarg #birb #shitpost

dragon-in-a-fez

Start Wandows Ngrmadly

skelby

Always reblog Start Wandows Ngrmadly.

thestaticsquirrel

Safe Mode wath Fetwgrkifg

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smauggles

A nice lil rendition of September from Smaug today

#reblarg #birb #cockatiel #septembirb

neogandw

An idol may sometimes need to deal with unpleasant fans...

#megaman #MaGMML3 #IWBTG #Hatsune Miku #reblog

pepperandpals

Prince Pierogi pets!

#reblarg #birb #cockatiel #the goodest boy

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profound-mystery

Long boy

#tell Rocky he's a good boi for me #reblarg #birb #cockatiel

fawfulydoo

bird up

thestaticsquirrel

birb up

#chatot #reblog #reblarg #birb

apas-95

I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!

d1-town-05

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I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills

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for how long have you been a squirrel?

I dont remember when I first developed my kinship. I liked the little critters forever, but the squirrelsona did not develop until much later. I'm going to say sometime between 18 and 24 y/o and leave it at that.

#answered ask #anonymous

chongoblog

QUESTIONS TO ASK BEFORE YOU CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF ANYONE

Did he not feel pa-a-a-a-a-a-ain when he was hu-u-u-u-u-u-urt?

I mean

Did he not shit?

Did he not drerj?

He was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles

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rembrandtswife

That's Mr Birt Waddleston of Instagram! He is a famous music teacher

thestaticsquirrel

He is the best music teacher of all time. He goes back and forth on the hooman's piano and feels the music you're putting out, which makes him happy if you're doing good and angery if you aren't.

OP is obviously passing with flying colors!

#reblarg #birb #cockatiel

ask-october-fox

Henlo, october! Not much has changed this year, well nothing for the worse at least. My mom's still alive and well, and me and my sister are still doing fine! Dad's spirit has visited us quite a few times, and my nephew turned 6 this year! My cousin moved out of her mom's place and into another cousin of mine's place, and she's been helping him clean up.

Enough about me and my family though. How are things between you and your family?

Additional question if you don't mind, what's your least favorite apple? Aside from a rotten one anyways.

Hello there! I am glad to hear of you and your family's good health! Sounds like much has been going on, I do hope that are you still taking some time out for yourself! As for my own family, I cant say much, as I do not have any family here. Tho I suppose that I could count Mama fox.. so that being said, then things between the two of us good! Honestly there isnt much else I can elaborate on 😅 When it comes to apples, I must admit that I have quite the distaste for Red Delicious. I do not find them "delicious" despite what their name implies 😒

thestaticsquirrel

I agree there, red delicious is just so bland...

#October fox #reblog #asks I've sent

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