welcome to your new home, freak

trying to keep track of every sneaky feastdance adaptation in house of the dragon. fake daeron swap obviously being faegon but more importantly myrcella. alicent doing princess in the tower arianne… hers was a gentle prison. rhaenyra doing annoying municipal bullshit as dany in meereen/lord commander jon. rhaena having a dany at the end of adwd moment. criston broken man monologue. larys and aegon getting to do a coveted riverlands travelogue. crazy weirwood blood dreams. a manderly attending a rat king feast*. am i missing anything

Trying to do a good job as status quo restabilizer monarch when your three advisors are your uncle who groomed you who is your husband saying “BURN EVERYONE WE WILL INVADE DORNE AND ESSOS AND YI TI AND CROWN A NEW EMPIRE OF THE DAWN WE SHALL RULE AS GODS anyways I’m leaving see you never, your girlfriend who is your uncle’s ex girlfriend whispering about how the most important factor in maintaining monarchical power is of course just consent of the peasantry you are governing you ought to alienate yourself from your minor nobility completely and permanently to appease the people, and your middle school girlfriend you are repulsed by the thought of displeasing going you have to do shit that makes me mad to rule effectively but I will be mad. and also you have no fuckingggg money

And all of them want you

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

I know everyone will be saying this but ormund did a really good job with this kid’s bleach and tone like his talents might be wasted commanding an army

I have some beef with Yudkowsky but I actually do think it's a life-defining moment of glory that, to more widely proselytize his philosophy, he wrote a 650,000-word Harry Potter fanfic about it, choosing that fandom purely because it was the biggest at the time. Imagine how cool it would have been if, instead of pivoting back to normal writing and original fiction after he finished that, he had just started over with new trending fandoms. We could have had a version about Captain America; we could be 250K words into Genshin Impact and the Methods of Rationality.

A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

there are at least three houses in new orleans

my fucking privacy