welcome to your new home, freak

Now, Boris and Natasha Blossom is the most hysterical thing to happen since they sold maple syrup at a profit during the Korean War and absolutely what I signed up for in a 1950s Riverdale.

archie: gee, reading on the road and meeting an angel this week gave me the craziest idea for a story to write

all tabitha wanted to do was run her grandpa's diner. and now she cant even exist in the only remaining timeline. never go to business school

because i dont think you guys get that reggie in the first timeline was the guy who told veronica lodge that he wants to matter do you remember that he said I wanna matter ronnie and now look at where we are in the 50s and his poet boyfriend is going to work in his familys farm and sleep on his bed and break bread w his parents and write poetry so he can follow his dreams because he matters Do you guys get that

kevin saying ”what was it like before she (veronica) got here? I honestly cannot remember” is making me 👁️ because did any of them exist before jughead started narrating on the day she got there

watched the riverdale finale. the inherent horror of reality—people lose touch, the struggles are the same, archie is not gay in a way that was material to anyone in riverdale except reggie, legacies are small and big and small too. the interiority of other people’s lives are a mystery to the american dream. we forget what happened but not what is, and in our sadness of forgetting we desperately create objects. nothing spectral occurs, we do not participate. here we left it, oh but here too! what did you come in here for, what did you want to find? no endgames, only quiet truths. envy the mycelium that shares more than flesh, dig your hands deeper into his chest! the children you have and the wives you haven’t, you leave them the materials because what else can you do? this diner is full, this diner is lonely. i was not left here, i never did leave. cole sprouse has no hold on my homosexual interior. there is no narrative, there never was, and how scary that is! archie had gay sex in modesto.

in riverdale if you’re gay you get to have beautiful long lives together and die peacefully in old age. but if yuor straight. Die miserable in a bus crash. Bitch

i know we're excited about the core 4 polycule but i still haven't digested archies homophobic uncle and kevins homophobic cop dad being an evil gay couple who pick up young, precariously living male sex workers together and get murdered by bettys gay fake brother for it

kevin saying he couldn’t remember what it was like before veronica moved to riverdale (she moved there in the first episode) -> betty not remembering any of her or her friends’ lives after high school until narrator jughead told her about them (she couldn’t remember because it hadn’t happened on the show yet. do you understand.)

archie's poem proved that he is the greatest poet who ever lived. if you did not feel that in your soul you do not understand art.