Gen Z discovers Vampire Soap Opera; more at nine

The narration at the start of every episode of Parallel Time so far is like "Barnabas Check! What's that guy up to? Ah, still In The Box. Carry on."

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS OMG

can I say something. it is so fucking stupid for Vicki to give up the Collins family for Peter. she wouldn’t even leave Collinwood for Burke. they were going to LIVE THERE because she was so strongly attached and couldn’t bear to leave David, especially, but really I don’t think she could bear to leave a family at all. the person that tried to bring about Liz’s financial ruin and Carolyn’s ex and Roger’s ex/enemy/wife’s ex and possibly David’s biological father was going to move in and make peace because belonging to a family is what Vicki always always wanted in this world. you want me to believe she would sever any possibility of ever seeing them again, loving them and being loved by them again, because she has the hots for her dumbass lawyer who let her hang THREE TIMES

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting