~IDK MY BFF JOSETTE?

UGH SO THE WORST PART HERE IS THAT ALL THE TYPICAL JULIA ELEMENTS ARE THERE IN THAT LITTLE SUIT NUMBER

including the scarf - but it’s just so much more, gosh, what is the word

the word is fabulous but that gets flung around a lot

It’s tailored, and impeccably accessorized, and I understand Dan Curtis wanted us to believe Julia was a woman who didn’t care about her appearance but frankly I think the very opposite would be true. I think she’d be very, very careful in her dressing - sharp and professional. Instead we get these ill-fitting sack dresses in clashing shades of brown and orange.

(the downside is of course when the AI has no idea what you want and you have to painstakingly describe your blorbo to it, feature by feature. :-/.)

we’ve seen Dall-E mini do good with Miss Piggy and the X-Files cast, and now I’ve stumbled on a new goldmine that is also semi-obscure and thus this makes me extra pleased to exploit it: DARK SHADOWS (1966)

:D

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! It’s them!!! I especially like WIDE Barnabas in the bottom right corner! XD

Ahahahaha omg these are scary close to what an era-accurate anime of Dark Shadows would look like XD

I wanna play Dark Shadows on the N64, mom!!

The PS1 port has some of that PS1 crispiness we all love XD

Ahahaha this is like the Superfriends meet Barnabas Collins or something

I can see a little bit of that 2000′s toon aesthetic, yeah

some very clear Barnabas paintings! probably because of the plot relevant cursed paintings in the show, a solid third of them were of Barneybus lol, so the AI had a lot of reference to look at.

then i decided to see if Dall-E knows the CHARACTERS out of context of the soap opera. it knows Barnabas! looks like he’s either befriending a deer or trying to slake that vampiric thirst of his…

Barnabas gets a crispy taco, a potato ole and a LARGE soda at taco john’s. but judging by his expressions they got his order wrong, just like my local tj’s! ahahahahahahahahahahaha

literature meme: [½] movements. ↳ gothic horror.