Trigun Brainrot

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

Northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis)

but i don't LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow a little bit and then reap and reap and reap. waiting for the seeds to grow sucks.

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

omg you people can do everything