generic anne hathaway

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

Hozier was ovulating when he made wasteland baby

On my 28th birthday this beautiful older customer at the bakery with long gray hair and sparking bright eyes asked me how old I was turning and I told her in sort of a sad way. Her face lit up - “Oh, 28!! What a great age! I would love to be 28 again!” One of those moments that really sticks with you..

anyone else jus think about everything and wana throw up

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

Realizing everyone sucks and that you should just do whatever you want without worrying so much about what they have to say is so freeing. So many people who’ve made me feel small ended up possessing attributes that I don’t admire at all.

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

As an autistic person, you can literally tell someone "I mean this genuinely and literally and this is all genuinely good faith. I mean this all completely neutrally, I'm not implying anything else and this is all extremely literal and good faith" and someone will still misconstrue you in ways you never thought was possible.

breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

i dream of having a regulated nervous system