Hi!

must be so fucked up to be a younger siibling like imagine being born and theres already another guy there

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WIMDY

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

*touches soil* something awful happened here

what about a life where you don't have to worry about careers and shit, and occasionally could go like "fuck it, I want to farm rice for a year", and then go farm rice, on a farm that's managed by actual competent farmers but 90% of the work force is people from the city who wanted to take a year off their work to meditate life and shit, plucking weeds from a rice field, and then the rice is sold to cities advertised like "farmed 100% by bored office workers, artists who lost their drive and other folks who were not sure where to go with their lives" and people who buy them at the store are like 'fuck, I want to go to a rice field for a year'.

Reading the replies…..we gonna die cause Susan needs to make a statement about compliance 💀

Wow! How can you not read? You typed it LOL.

i have a skateboard

noo dont take care of me its rotten work aha

noo not to me you’re so sexy aha

when ur snowed in and get to stay home

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If y’all ever need pictures of animals tucked into bed please do not hesitate to hit my line I have a very small folder specifically for that

a mimir. mother fucker

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed