this is a demon-supporting household

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

very irritating how often i see people anthropomorphize nonhuman animals (especially wild animals) on this site and online at large but very disappointing that when someone says 'hey don't project human emotions onto that bird/dog/bear/deer etc.' a bunch of other people are like 'exactly. animals don't care' and then go on to describe nonhuman animals as incapable of sentience, compassion, or thought. perhaps there's a secret option about how nonhuman animals think and feel that's neither 'they think and feel exactly as humans do' nor 'they don't think or feel anything.' but idk i'm just some guy.

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world