3am talk time

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

people ask how i’m doing little do they know in the past two weeks i have learned more about star wArs than ive ever known

experiencing childhood again watching the clone wars literally nobody talk to me (i am talking to the air because i have so many thoughts)

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

high rn but saving to think about in the morning after the date is gerry keay john constantine but goth?