*⁠.⁠✧Captain Ysa⁠✧.⁠*⁠

It's like Jason Todd and Commissioner Gordon were accidentally thrown into a gene splicer with the special edition Arctic Attack GI Joe With Life Like Fur Trim.

I am fucking CACKLING right now. What did they do to my scraggly alley cat of a disaster man?? Look at those perfectly sculpted eyebrows! Why is his nose so buttonish? Lisa would take one look at that moustache and pull a muscle from pointing and laughing so hard. Not only did they give him super broad shoulders (why???), but then the design of the suit gives the illusion of them being even wider, and his waist being itty bitty teensy weensy. I know it's supposed to make him look like a Manly Action Antihero, but it just makes him look self conscious about how utterly breedable he clearly is.

But fuck, those thighs... Hoo boy, that's one thing that most artists all seem to agree on. Lenny's got thighs that could crush a watermelon between them.

Things this Cold looks like more than he looks like Cold:

A high school gym teacher who puts his foot up on a chair while giving a rundown of the game's rules, wearing uncomfortably short shorts

A recently divorced father hyping himself up to talk to the cute twink in that just moved in across the street that he noticing through the window of the coffee shop/used book store he goes to every morning before getting to his job as a wildlife vet

What Hollywood thinks a 19th Century adventurer should look like

A recently divorced father whose kids convinced him that jacket looked cool

A rich extreme sports enthusiast who is about to get a lot of people killed climbing Everest

A recently divorced father who is trying to impress his kids by taking the whole class skiing

The leader of an intrepid band of space explorers who just landed on what they thought was an uninhabited planet, who will end up in just shreds of this outfit by the time the movie ends

A recently divorced father who just bought a powder blue street motorcycle which he will ride exactly three times then leave in the garage for six years but will continue to wear the leathers

A stripper with very particular clientele

A recently divorced father who doesn't realise his kids are trying to set him up with the weird dorky forensic scientist who just moved in across the street

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

In his eyes.

That this man has never had one non-platonic thought about Donna Troy.

The boys are wolf-whistling and he’s just

This drawing is a protest against clothes that only fit unrealistic body types.ಠ_ಠ

Not all women weigh 30 kilos and are 1.80 meters tall.

I’m sick and tired of having to buy clothes three sizes bigger than mine just so I can zip up a FUCKING ZIPPER on my back!! ಠ,_｣ಠ

Not everyone has a slim back; a woman might have a large bust, or a wide back, or both.🤷🏻‍♀️

It should be normal to find clothes that fit any body type without having to buy a FUCKING TRIPLE XL DRESS JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WIDE BACK

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FUCK!

Did I get a little carried away? Yes, it's possible, but I'm tired of only having to wear ugly dresses, simply because the others are only suitable for models

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