Wife Of Aspiring Town Cryptid

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

The main reason y'all are single is because you keep inventing arcane categories of girlfriends somebody’s always logging in and making a post like “where’s my protestant emo gf who loves dove-hunting and manual labor!!” like either move to Minnesota and find her or take it down a notch

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

#Micheal Sheen would have sexual chemistry with a roomba if  you put them on screen together

#so um is this movie actually gay or is this just michael sheen being himself  - this is the best summary of MSheen’s acting choices that I have EVER SEEN or WILL EVER SEE

No Noise November. everyone shut up

I always feel like... somebody watching me....

do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed