i don't wanna go to college. i wanna go to bed

watching the original skam in multiple parts on google drive when i was 17 was literally the last time i felt anything

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

Canon is for losers I'm here for six million fics of the same two idiots realizing they love each other to distract from life

they should invent shorts that fit people who have bodies

tumblr isn't a blogging website its a playground at lunch and we're all playing vampires and wizards and pirates and werewolves

yo Mr white check out the banquet table. there's pheasant and aspic and roast suckling pig. this place is straight up magical. bitch

jesse no you can't eat or drink anything. or you'll be trapped in the fey realm forever. jesse

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

bit warm innit

been thinking a lot about how ashamed i used to be for using ao3 and tumblr. but like ao3 survives solely off of user support and dedication to fandom, that shits beautiful.

Childhood made everything feel like it lingered. The time it took for hot chocolate to cool down was eternal. Christmas day took weeks. The two-hour drive to my grandparents' house took us to a new world. It's all too fast now.

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!