My life story

trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

Trying to identify someone's time zone by the hours that they're active on Tumblr is commiting the logical fallacy of assuming that anyone on here has a regular sleep schedule

pov you are being snorfled

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

painted some doors in my house black awhile back, and they look really nice, but it's the middle of the night and i've just heard the telltale sound of my sister walking face first into a closed door

got her looney toons style

hey are you busy for the next 50 years? I’d like to sit on the porch with you and watch the sunsets

"trust your gut" is such evil advice it's like. my gut is telling me there's 1000 ways everyone including friends want to attack and kill me like it's Dark Souls over here