mayonnaise on a escalator

Not in a state of life, just a soul, a soul needs something to support it, to build a body however its not in a state of life and builds a human body and a ghost body. This leaves Danny freshly traumatized with his own dead electrocuted body lying Infront of him.

Dick and Damian listening to shitty love songs leads to Damian going through the five stages of grief

Damian: Tt The teachers are so used to my brain dead classmates that they couldn't handle the fact/idea that I had an original thought

NO. You're just so used to being spoon fed instant dopamine that you can't take five minutes to enjoy a slow, impactful piece of media.

*everyone except Dick and Barbra slowly turning* wtf

Add some depth to hels in fics so he's writing angry rap lyrics when he's waiting for Ex at the bar or something.

Grian: you thought I was a ANVILL

Before going 'oh' and moving on like she didn't just destroy the flies entire life

Once I stole something and my friends were like 'do you have to' I shrugged and said 'what can I say I'm like the British museum'

Mumbo jumbo: why thanks I made it myself

......it's a bit pants

Going ghost