the big creena

my mom's always asking about me or saying she wants to do things with me but the moment i try to show her something she pulls out her phone halfway through to scroll facebook

first time owning a personal laptop, and despite having my own desktop pc for years, it feels weird after 4 years of restricted school laptops to be able to access tumblr and, dean forbid, all of youtube

not only does he know, but he proceeded to act it out for us. thank you markiplier for this renactment of bloodymary crossover

6yo at work today was pretending to be a cat by rapidly licking the back of her hand with a curled wrist, which prompted the girl next to her to say she was doing it wrong, and proceeded to do the exact same thing but slower and with the motion of cleaning the top of her head like cats do

anyone wanna get my car's oil changed with me tomorrow. i dont know anything about oil but i think you have to sit in silence in your car in a funny little workshop while men do all the work

sometimes i let the ad run so the snake can eat the king. what if she was hungry?