hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

i’ve always wanted to be free, now i feel that freedom when my locs are blowing in the wind

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Sorry I'm boring I Love you

i miss my friends and im sorry for being so lazy and useless