I'm a girl in a plant skin!

Maybe i could talk about my original series? I mean, i worked on it since the 20th of August back in 2016! A tale designed to be easy consume, yet hard to digest, set in a complex world that practically feels like a second earth with how many miniature, unimportant stories that lie within it.

A story around trauma, the terrors of being self-aware in a narrative, and the morality of godhood. Among other things i wouldn’t want to spoil.

I can't remember the characterizations of Mayonnaise, Rue Meringue, Captain Chuck Hull, M. Bubbles, and to an extent; even Gene. I can't even perceive them as CHARACTERS anymore, just pictures. I barely remember any of their voices, their actions, their personalities, unless i specifically focus really really hard on remembering them.

Not only are the players, hosts, and mascots affected; my recollection of their games are starting to get fuzzy. The memories playing them with my family or with Streamers are just...escaping me, no matter how hard i try to grasp onto them; they escape my fingers like sand.

I fear it might get to the point w here i won't even remember they exist anymore, or worse; i might even start to feel physically ill whenever i interact with the media. I'm struggling to remember characters and games i used to enjoy consistently and it's freaking me the fuck out!

Currently, i’ve done this so often that i get genuinely dizzy. I know it’s bad because i almost knocked my lights out one time! Everything is making me so angry, and i would probably be doing it any other way if i was allowed to express any strong emotions in my household without getting in trouble.

How do people find the Tee K.O. 2 avatars CUTE?!? Are we looking at the same bunch of avatars?? I’ve never seen a piece of official media adapt character designs this fucking ATROCIOUSLY in my life! They’re violently inaccurate, incredibly uncanny, and don’t even respect their origin game’s source material. It feels like reading the reviews for the Mulan remake with how disjointed the praises are to the actual product. Did you guys actually SEE the avatars, or are you just saying that you did so Jackbox Games can get your precious games on time that you keep pestering them to release immediately?

I’ve seen people compair this to Super Smash Brothers, and that’s probably the most brutal insult i’ve ever seen someone hurl at that franchise. That game respects each characters, they adapt each character to perfection, being in that game is a thing of pride. The only one i’d really complain is inaccurate to their source material is Samus, but that’s it! Tee K.O. 2 is a fucking travesty where everybody looks like they were drawn by an amateur artist for their fan game, and i’m pretty sure if any of my characters were represented in a professional project like how Tee K.O. 2 did it; i’d instantly wanna dissociate from the entire thing all together!

This entire pack is just an officially licensed fangame, that’s it, you can not convince my brain that this is anything but a fangame that just so happens to be published by Jackbox Games. I’m honestly starting to believe that i’m being pranked, because how can anybody in their right mind unironically call these things CUTE?!? That’s what’s fucking getting me. There’s no way people fucking like this, there’s absolutely zero redeeming qualities about their design adaptions and i cannot wrap my brain around anybody genuinely liking these as anything more than a fucking joke.

If you like them: HOW?!?! Tell me, tell Fighting Flower, why do you like these design adaptions?! What’s cute about them?!? What looks good about them??%! WHAT’S EVEN ACCURATE ABOUT THEM?!?! HOW, HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM?!? WHAT’S ALLURING YOU TO THESE AFFRONTS TO GOD?!?!?!?!?!

Nothing against you personally for liking them, i just can’t understand anybody actually liking these frankly terrible designs. I’m more surprised how nobody feels as offended about it as i do. I hate these designs, because at a fundamental level: they’re just bad. Not badly drawn, just bad. You can say you like them, but they aren’t good adaptions of character designs, that’s just the factual truth: they aren’t good. Show this to any professional art teacher and they’d think you were playing a prank on them. It’s practically reaching bootleg levels of awful. These don’t feel authorised, these don’t feel official, they are BAD.

I could write an ENTIRE VIDEO ASSAY about how these design adaptions FAIL AWFULLY at being good adaptions. I could go on and on about how these things should’ve never left the drafts! I bet you even i could depict them better, and i ain’t even a professional! And i’m not claiming that ‘cause i think i’m more talented than them, i’m only saying that to show how BAD those adaptions are! That a fucking hobbyist can better adapt character designs to a game’s design philosophy than a group of PROFESSIONAL ARTISTS!

Okay, so i'm not a part of the Discord server, and frankly i'll probably never will be due to how paranoid i am that i'm gonna get doxed and get my organs harvested for the black market. These are just rules that were sent to me because i was curious how they ran that thing.

And i gotta say, this is the worst worded rule i've ever seen in my life. This has so much vagueness to it! You gotta give the maximum of what you can do, and contrast it with the minimum of what you can't do when phasing a rule like this, or else it's incredibly unclear what you can and cannot post between the lines.

Can you post illustrative gore? What about consensual sex? Can you post a character getting a paper cut? What about a pin-up? This isn't fucking clear!

Hundreds of fanfictions

Thousands of shitposts

An entire haunted house

An animated TV Show with a Jellyvision-themed spin-off

A bunch of intricate cosplans for potential cosplays of characters, including fursuits

Several storyboarded music videos, both live action & animated

A bunch of character analysis

Pornography, and lots of it

At least 5 screenplays

A ton of animation memes

Plushie patterns and concepts for possible merchandise

VTuber & PNGTuber models that are free to use, free to modify

An entire Party Pack

A bunch of quality of life mods for the packs

A good bit of AUs, most public domain

An unfathomable amount of fanart

And a special something just for me

All at varying levels of completion that i just haven’t posted due to several complicated reasons, mostly regarding my own deteriorating mental health.

Discussions about said mental health are below “Keep reading”, TW for all who enter, as it really does get pretty grim. You don’t need to keep reading if you don’t feel comfortable doing so. And i really do mean it.

I wouldn’t even call it a spiritual successor, because they are FUNDEMENTALLY different Word Games who’s only similarity is the “pass around” aspect. At most FixyText is a second cousin once removed to Word Spud, nothing more.

I mean with FixyText, everybody’s gotta deal with what you wrote, with Word Spud: people VOTE if they wanna keep it or not, or else the game replaces it with another word. With FixyText, you can smoosh your words between other people’s phrases, with Word Spud, it’s one after another. FixyText has a host, Word Spud doesn’t. FixyText markets itself on the chaos, Word Spud is the most calming game you’ll ever play.

STOP FUCKING CALLING IT A SEQUEL! YOU CLEARLY HAVE NEVER EVEN PLAYED WORD SPUD BEFORE IF YOU CALL THIS THING A SEQUEL!! IT PISSES ME OFF TO THE POINT THAT I’M STARTING TO HATE FIXYTEXT BECAUSE OF THIS MORONIC COMPARISON! Which is frankly impressive that my opinions on an upcoming game can be shifted because people don’t fucking know what Word Spud actually is. 

Hi, this was on my mind and i wanted to talk about it. Putting it up as spoilers because i don’t wanna be inconsiderate to those who are interested in the lore of The Jackbox Party Pack 9. Spoilers, i guess? I’m not sure where exactly, but i do know it’s somewhere in Pack 9 post (dumb) patch!