Vamp Pirate

can we talk about women fucking. for once could we make up stories about women fucking each other

something something incrediblt weird polls that have an incredibly agreed upon answer somehow

You already know which one is the most voted. These polls on this site could probably be used as some kind of database for an experiment of some kind. But they won’t be

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

Audio description: many sniffs and grunts and growl/purrs

Slime girl as a taxonomy is actually not quite accurate - as obligate shapeshifters, slimes are capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction, creating whatever organs they require moment to moment. Independent of other species, though, their beauty standard tend to emphasize softness, curvature, and voluptuousness. As one might imagine, it required very little time for standards of attractiveness to converge and for slime society to adopt the aesthetic and social aspects of the "girl" gender.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere