Captain Sylvia

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

Radio quality.

han, that same afternoon: dead diary i have accepted that she hates me but instead of dealing with the heartache like a mature adult i’m gonna catch a big-ass attitude and insist on returning to a life of crime where i don’t have to worry about dumb things like being in love.

han, vibrating with the effort to keep from launching himself vertically into the vacuum of space: s c o und rel

han, making a mental note to start practicing his brand new ‘mr. organa’ signature the second he’s out of the carbonite: i know

leia, already taking her clothes off: god han you’re so fucking stupid

Adventures in solitude, Mario Pucic

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

tag yourself as some of my fave sci fi tv shows

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

07/23/83

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

That’s the only explanation for some of the weird-ass deep lore in Garfield.