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me not following what’s going on in lecture vs me about to get in an argument with the professor

marshall mathers vs slim shady

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

Look a this photograph

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

mf aint even read the patch notes

if any of the people storming the capitol rn were slightly less white they would've been fucking shot to death hours ago

This year did NOT go according to keikaku

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING how am i supposed to live my life after reading this post knowing these people are out there somewhere

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism