slunders the sleep of the just

life update: crying

Maria Clara: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Iday: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Victoria: Tackle him. Sinang: Dump him. Neneng: Kick him in the shin. Crisostomo: NO, NONE OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN OVER.

Isagani: We call that a traumatic event! Isagani, turning to Basilio: Not a “bruh moment” Isagani, turning to Placido: Not a “major L” Isagani, turning to Juanito: And definitely not an “oof lmao”!

Damaso: I could kill you. Crisostomo: So could a dedicated duck, you're not special.

Maria Clara: Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight. Linares: You know who else is beautiful? Maria Clara: Who? Crisostomo, sitting in between them: Me.

wait why is ms snooky serna the 'br00ke shields of the phili.' i think she looks more like audrey hepburn

Elías: I think I'm falling for you. Crisostomo, flustered: …then get up??

Maria Clara: I love you Crisostomo: I love you, too Maria Clara: Maria Clara: we both love you too Elías Elías, lying down between them: thanks I was feeling a little left out

it's how ur own people are like 'why can't we learn from nepal to bring change to our country :(' and then be like 'well he might've been a horrible person but violence is never the answer to anything :(' and then excuse a hundred more known fascists with 'well they were humans too'

Basilio: Senyor, I think you should play the role of my father. Simoun: I don’t want to be your father. Basilio: Perfect. You already know your lines!

Simoun: I ran out of fucks to give in the spring of '79.

Paulita, to Isagani: You're so fucking annoying, keep this up and I'll kiss you on the lips

having a maestro-esque jacket best thing in the world <333

they're playing little michael nextdoor :(

Elías: Do you want to learn how to shoot a bow and arrow? Crisostomo: *winks* You mean like into your heart? Elías: Crisostomo: Crisostomo: Like..like a cupid. Elías: Yeah I got it.