Who even knows.

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

one time I was at a rave and a guy that was very obviously tweaking told me to get away from the speaker cause I was bothering the music and I've never recovered

Currently, I sleep with a 15 lb blanket. It no longer feels particularly heavy. If I continue to pile more weighted blankets on top of it, I can get strong as fuck in my sleep. Eventually I’ll look like Goku just from sleeping

This is my autism workout plan

uh, source?

call me the tumblr app the way i continue to get worse

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

who is she

Snorlene

Don’t block off the path just cause you can

Snorlene

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes