Taking a mental health break. Semi-Hiatus. Thanks for understanding.
We Welcome All to Crustan!
Ahoy there, me hearties! I be Captain Kuppa, a male atlantic red crab with a penchant for adventure and a ship by the name of Crustan.
Me mission be to enlighten the landlubbers about the swashbuckling life of us crustaceans. Despite me wide abdomen, a trait more common among the fairer sex of me kind, I be a self made man and a true buccaneer at heart.
The scars of battle have left me with a hooked hand and a patched eye, but they be badges of honor from the Big War on Crabs.
Me ship, Crustan, be open to all who seek to join me crew, be they human or crustacean, regardless of their race, species, or identity.
Together, we shall sail the seven seas, spreading the word of the crustacean way of life and forging a diverse and inclusive crew that knows no bounds. So hoist the anchor, me hearties, and prepare to embark on a grand mission with me, Captain Kuppa and the decapod crew of Crustan!
" I enjoy some good clap o' thunder and loud human chanteys like the zingavabob called rock n roll'. " -Captain Kuppa




















