crab

wonderful creature, you are.

thank you oh so very much. You are a fantastic land.

I have fought in many a war already, and now i live a peaceful life as a hermit. I shall only assist my crustacean comrades in battle once i am truly needed there, once they have need for a mage such as myself. is there a crab war ongoing currently?

and who shall be our enemy to strike down?

wonderful creature, you are.

thank you oh so very much. You are a fantastic land.

I have fought in many a war already, and now i live a peaceful life as a hermit. I shall only assist my crustacean comrades in battle once i am truly needed there, once they have need for a mage such as myself. is there a crab war ongoing currently?

wonderful creature, you are.

thank you oh so very much. You are a fantastic land.

official crab post

shhhhh, keep your voice down. I'm in hiding. from the council taxes.

i will not bow down to any biped, no matter who commands me. especially not if they want taxes.

official crab post

shhhhh, keep your voice down. I'm in hiding. from the council taxes.

Does anyone know where I can hire adventurers on the "Lawful" side of the grid? The last group I hired tried to kill me.

have you tried hiring monsterfuckers?

The crab just continues to stare.

As a crab, I am the peak of perfection in terms of beasts of land and sea. But to create the Perfect being... that would require a beast of flame and sky... maybe that is the path to Aurum...

So are we thinking Phoenix or Bombardier Beetle

a phoenix would certainly make a good beast... and the beetle is easy to find... however it may also qualify as a beast of land which could misbalance the quantities. another option could be a dragon, but i know not where i might find one.