Shark Bait Hoo Ha Ha

It started with me noticing Queequeg's design has some very...impractical elements. I know she's meant to be the rope maker and all, but do you really think she wakes up, dresses herself, and then ties every rope on her body? For why? To personally make my life as difficult as possible when drawing her?

look okay nearly every project moon character is the character of all time on account of the literary references and layers of bullshit but Ricardo truly IS the character of all time. He wears a *jaguar (not leopard, sorry) print fur cape and no shirt. His hair is hot pink. He would chase someone across the high seas and to the opposite side of the country because he wanted to kill them for stealing his hair coupons. EDM music follows him around and it IS diegetic. He loves cute things and decorates his Book of Vengeance (where he writes the names of everyone who has ever wronged him so he can punish them for it) with kitty stickers. The gang he’s from is called the Middle Finger and all the guys he leads call him Big Bro and really truly mean it. His favorite positive descriptor is “luscious” and his favorite negative one is “bristly” and he’ll use them in situations where they shouldn’t be applied. He lives in a world where you are more likely to become a pile of gore than survive another day and but instead of turning into blood and meat he just gets launched like Team Rocket. The chains and tattoos aren’t even a remarkable part of his design since that’s just what The Middle is like. I got so caught up describing how strange he is that I forgot to say that he kills people by punching and kicking them to death

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

song: Big Enough artist: Kirin J. Callinan release year: 2017

Kromer and Ahab Limbus Company are proof that if you wanna write female antagonists well one way to do it is to just make them unapologetically evil and fucked up without preemptively handwringing about whether that "has unfortunate implications" or trying to soften the blow somehow

all my advice about using real athletes to learn drawing bodies beyond hard abs, and my particular pref being wrestlers, also applies to women btw. you can draw women who r strong and not an hourglass shape. fucking do it.

There's also women's sumo wrestling...

while we are talking women's wrestlers who could probably crack someone's head between their thighs I wanna shout out nyla rose