Captain Celeste

I used to be @captain-celeste-cinderbeard but I got tired of my personal account being a sideblog of a wizard.

Regularly scheduled girlblogging will resume shortly at this account.

what if scurvy makes me kinder

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) join a trans lesbian pirate crew and learn how to love and be loved again

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

Non-Natives reblogging this are great and wonderful

Please remember that "land back" does not mean "indigenous people are mystical elves with innate epigenetic wisdom of land stewardship and they don't belong in big cities," nor does it mean "non-indigenous people can't be farmers." What it DOES mean is that "non-indigenous farmers should be paying the equivalent of property taxes to the native governments their land was stolen from." It means, "there's a great deal of indigenous scholarship on sustainable agricultural practices that farmers should be taking into account, because indigenous agriculture was more advanced than European agriculture at the time Europe invaded the Americas and western agriculture *still* hasn't caught up in terms of figuring out how to produce equivalently high crop yields without compromising the ecosystem." It means, "non-indigenous farmers should be in an intellectual discourse with indigenous agricultural scientists and indigenous peoples that still do traditional farming, figuring how to repair the damage western farming practices have done to the ecosystem."

It also means that indigenous peoples should regain the right to sustain themselves on the land according to the practices they want, and they should have free reign to perform their cultural practices and protect their holy sites, as opposed to the current model where if they try to honor their dead on public lands they get violently removed.

I like my partners like I like my tumblr posts: really bad.

this one did not land. sorry.

So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

ignore my url

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"pirates love jaunty tunes that are totally royalty free"

Who wants to set things on fire with me?

for no reason in particular, I need someone to translate the phrase "one thousand plagues" into some language that is no longer used at all.

this is beautiful and I'd love to know if you know any elves because you clarified that.

Difficult question to answer, sometimes I'm and elf I guess. I don't really know any others personally