Fun stuff

kirby youre doing amazing sweetie

“Gamer” is just a hysterically funny word to me at this point because of its constant association with the most embarrassing people alive despite me being also a person who shits endless hours into the Game Void

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

you know what? sometimes you just gotta fake your death, change your name and appearance, and make a new life as a humble okinawan fisherman

First off: how dare you?

“Is there friendly fire?” I ask to my teammate who is about to get very mad