Juno Get Better Please

The Theia Spectrum is now online.

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Gouache and pencils, touched up digitally.

RQ knew exactly what they were doing when they made this little shit

So this is the joke: the woman who became a knight upset her family so much that she would be forced to tame the dragon every day of her life. It’s a funny joke, isn’t it? The biggest powerplay of all. The king gets to punish this lost doll, and the whole world will fear him because even their lowest of the royal family can be wed to the most feared monster.

jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding...

cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?

jon, ominous: ...regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.

cecil, with that 'never mind all that' tone: o...kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here' and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?' because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me--

jon: i'm sorry, the target greeters said what?

cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it's been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear'!

jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: ...right. continue?

cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders--

went to check the comments and instantly error404-ed bc joseph was responding to comments 😭

Before we left, Carlos asked me: “Larry and Mino and I had to plug our ears as we escaped the labyrinth. How were you able to take in all those compliments, sweetie, and still not turn into a tree?"

I said, I’m excellent at what I do. It’s not a compliment if it’s the truth, babe.

Carlos just said “Huh.”

my liege......i have failed u

.............................JK peace n lov LOL