Awkward Banana Storm

archeologists: are you wearing the- 500-year-old skeleton found in the london river: the chanel boots? yeah i am

my cat collects my roommates’ socks and gives them to me as gifts, showing that a) she can provide for this family and b) she’s very concerned about keeping my feet warm

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

What the FUCK

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot