Hewwo

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

i just threw up... from LOVE i just peed blood... from HOPE

Having a sudden craving to fuck off somewhere else to do something else for two months and have zero thoughts or concerns about my own regular daily life until I get back.

Having a sudden craving to fuck off somewhere else to do something else for two months and have zero thoughts or concerns about my own regular daily life until I get back.

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll