depression pit

(he doesn’t know I’m about to union-bust his head open)

post dedicated to the scab actors and writers

Like a mad king forcing his court jester to dance until his feet bleed, I once again press play on Shadow and Bone Season 2 Episode 1.

"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.

sometimes when i see bad cable management im like oh noo the computer threw up ): but other times when i see bad cable management im like ok so the computer likes to be natural she doesnt shave she is a feminist <3 the fact is that i contain multitudes.

​computer pussy is massive holy shit look at that guy

post canceled thank yous, it's over everyone go home!

no it's not. the post is still on everybody.

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

you dont understand this is the most important post ever… this post changed my sense of identity politics sex everything

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

whats god to a feral woman

Tumblr user xenthou how does it feel holding the burden of being the funniest fucking person on this hellsite

cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL 

THEY ARE WHAT???

True: Pangolins are mammals who walk on two legs

watch out humans

It’s the 2nd best thing about pangolins after the fact that they’re pinecone monsters