it' just a scratch, you'll be fine

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Me, The Rat King, showing up to Alberta with crates and crates of rats

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark

Somebody ain’t making it off that train

unpopular opinion: it is completely valid to read your own fanfictions/stories. the main reason you probably wrote it in the first place is because you couldn’t find anything like it. it’s not weird. 

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,, i want everyone to enjoy life

hey just to make this abundantly clear, when I complain about things being cancelled/postponed I mean it entirely in a “wow that’s a real bummer but I completely understand and agree that it needs to happen for everyone’s safety” kind of way and absolutely not a “RAAAAAH IT’S MY RIGHT AS AN AMURRICAN TO GO OUTSIDE” kind of way