From the Cave to the Grave

That sounds excruciating and he should 1) see a doctor, and 2) repent for his cursing us with seeing that tweet in the first place

the cdc recommends you take a huge bong rip actually

Source?

the cdc

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

so whats the endgoal with all this scrolling down we're doing

rescue the plinko horse

guy fieri’s health gets low in a first person shooter so he hides behind a fridge to regen for a bit

u dont like grilla ? 🦍? ough ough?

i want more people to write ambiguously straight stories. two people of different genders have a deep and important connection that could be either platonic or romantic, but it’s never directly addressed. other characters don’t comment on it and the whole thing is left up for interpretation. they don’t kiss.

Pacific Rim wins yet again.