Cap - 30ish - She/They 🏳️🌈
Chaotic Dumbass
Header from the wonderful @frankiesoup
DNI - Minors - Forgot you existed
Know me IRL? That's a you problem babe
Fanfiction and (aspiring) novel writer, occasional artist, committed yapper
Main Fandoms: Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and BG3
You can find me on ao3 @ capnmarvl
College Professor & Social Psychologist - Research focus in secondary traumatization and compassion fatigue
Herder of 4 dumb cats (Aurora, Liliana, Silas, and Deacon) with my wife
Additional hobbies: Archery, weight lifting, playing dnd, asking farm animals to stop biting me, cosplaying, general crafting
Fic list, OC list, and some art under the cut
Mass Effect Fanfictions
Shakarian
AU - Fostered Rivalry - 3-part alternate first meeting w/ Extras
1. Priority: Old Friends and New - 26k; Mature
2. Priority: Making and Breaking Amends - 44k; Mature
3. Priority: Loved, Needed, Wanted - 38k; Mature
4. How to Raise Your Human (Currently Updating!) - 5k+; Mature
5. Priority: You've Got to be Kitten Me - Standalone - 2k; Teen
You can follow my shenanigans about this series here
2. Buy in for Skyllian Five - 10k; Explicit
3. Bare Minimum Functioning Adult - 5k; Teen
4. Asphyxiation Supernova - 2k; Teen
5. Is It Sacrilegious to Worship Between Your Thighs? - 1.7k; Explicit
Vetryder
New Galaxy, Same Ryder - 1.5k; General
Dragon Age Fanfictions
Cullavellan
Three Knocks for Doomed Man’s Heart - 1.5k; Mature
Novel(s)
The Lives and Deaths of Maple Feychild - Tag
Main Ocs (Mostly dnd characters)
Isbel Goldfluff(she/her) - Lupine Archdruid Circle of the Beast
Valiant (she/her) - Tiefling Warlock Pact of the Archfey
Goodberry "Berry" Goldfluff (he/him) - Isbel's son; Lupine Paladin Oath of the Ancients
Maple Feychild (he/him) - Main Character of my novel; Fey Elf Bard College of Glamour
Thomas Reynolds (he/him) - Maple's LI in LaDoMF
Varian (he/him) - Mass Effect OC; Turian - Part of Fostered Rivalry
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*stares at the cup of coffee that I’m drinking at almost 9pm* idk…
Honestly all of them though! I drink the most coffee, but we often have a cup of tea before bed, and hot chocolate in the winter? Oh yes please!!
26 - If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?
Honestly I’m really happy with where we live now in Washington! It’s got a great vibe, nice people, and close enough to several major cities to never feel too middle of nowhere.
I would however pick up all of my friends from Florida and Ohio and plunk them down commune style around my house. I’m sure it would be fine, I don’t think any of them would complain. I’d bring all of their pets and even their kids (kidding I adore my friends’ kids, I’m their crazy aunt that lives in the computer and occasionally gives them handmade crafts)
Baked good, does not matter the variety, sugar cookie, cinnamon rolls, apple pie, I love sweet sugary candle smell
15 - Comfort food?
Cheap ramen noodles. Last semester when I was teaching at 7am I ate almost exclusively ramen noodles for lunch every day. My wife was #concerned
Other options: ice cream, berry or apple pie (in Portland I had a peach blackberry pie with vanilla ice cream and I’m still thinking about that damn thing), extra butter popcorn, peanut butter pretzels
One should just understand I like food, sweet and salty is my favorite.
anyway if i were king alistair of ferelden i would fake my death in the aftermath of the events of veilguard and run away with my beloved warden consort but that's just me
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My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
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Does anyone else think the Virmire Survivor after becoming a Spectre gets the Faramir treatment?
They're forever living in Shepard's shadow. Every decision gets measured against what Shepard would've done.
"Shepard would've handled that better."
"If only we had Shepard here."
"Shepard would've found another way."
No matter what they do they never seem to get judged on their own merits. They're always being compared to the near mythical version of Shepard everyone has built up in their heads.
14 - Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?
Dragon Con!! A massive convention in Atlanta that my wife and our best friend go to every year! It’s a blast, it’s a party con. There’s something for everyone. Last year I got to meet the McElroys and it was the best thing that ever happened.
Some of my old cosplay buddies go to it as well so it’s great to catch up with them!
Four days of fandom fueled chaos!
28 - What are you proudest of?
A third thing? Um I am proud of the work I did when I did cat rescue full time. I personally fostered around 400 cats and assisted in the rescue of around 2500
Every cat I fostered gets a portrait in my office that I draw, it’s a reminder that what I did mattered. A reminder that their lives mattered.
This is just a snapshot of those portraits (about 10 litters are missing and I don’t include kittens who passed within 24 hours in my care - I just never usually took pictures but I keep their ashes in a communal urn):
This is the goofiest thing I could answer this with but Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson absolutely never fails to brighten my mood
I’m going also give a secondary shout out to Neon Moon by Brooks & Dunn because Spotify always plays these two songs together
12 - What calms you down?
I answered before: exercise
But also: talking with friends. I love to hash and rehash situations until I’ve dissected them from every angle and turned over every possible rock. I have a friend who thinks like that too and she asks good probing questions so that I can consider multiple perspectives. Once I’ve considered all the possibilities I like to then formulate my opinion and response to the situation. As I’ve gotten older I’ve gotten a lot better at not just jumping in and doing without thinking (although I still do it occasionally if there’s what I think to be a clear path forward).
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A heavy workout usually lets me push my thoughts into a backup processor and allow my subconscious to do its mental arithmetic while I work off any physical jitters. Then once my nervous system is re-regulated I can pull those thoughts back to the forefront and tackle them head on without the additional emotional baggage.
18 - What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?
Answered but here it is again:
I think by like mid to late 30s I will have morphed into my final form. I’m still learning and growing and figuring out who I am outside of what I do - student, teacher, rescuer. So yeah I think 5-7 years from now I’ll be able to define myself more by my characteristics than by my roles!
28 - What are you proudest of?
I said who I’m becoming and part of that is getting back into doing cosplay.
For the longest time cosplay was what made me feel the most like myself, and losing that for several years was hard.
Times change, bodies change, but my love for crafting and passion for creation has never faded, so why not do what makes me happy?
There’s truly no better song for raising a sour mood. I always dance when it plays and it reminds me of my friends :3
8 - Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?
Silk! I was sick a lot as a baby and my mom wore silk nightshirts and used silk pillowcases (obviously a favorite texture of hers too). I would only sleep if there was something silk around me mostly because I think it must have reminded me of her. So she forfeited some of her silk pillowcases and gave them to me as comfort objects to sleep with. To this day I still use a silk pillowcase and have the original pillowcases. They are 30 years old now and certainly look it, I have them stored in a trunk and pull them out occasionally when I need the comfort.
18 - What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?
I think by like mid to late 30s I will have morphed into my final form. I’m still learning and growing and figuring out who I am outside of what I do - student, teacher, rescuer. So yeah I think 5-7 years from now I’ll be able to define myself more by my characteristics than by my roles!
28 - What are you proudest of?
I think I’m proudest of who I’m becoming, as silly as that might sound. There’s still work to be done and sometimes the brain parasites try to sink their teeth in, but I’m not as afraid of taking up space as I used to. I’m learning to find joy in everyday things and appreciate my time and peace 😌
