Unironic Capitalism

anyone else horny as fuck right now

Literally what the fuck

I hope everyone involved in this goes to jail

Store policy requires clerks to say ‘have a nice day’ to every customer. Also nobody who works as a grocery store clerk has any money to take. Sue the CEO for enforcing systematic, industrialized catcalling. That’s where the money’s at.

no matter how much you think you know about minecraft there is absolutely no way on earth anyone could possibly predict the ending of this video

unless you actually watched gamechap and bertie back in the day, in which case i commend you

I barely watched them but I do have a very strong visceral memory of watching this exact video years ago when it was uploaded