heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

i need to have more fun im so young like what

person (non-practicing)

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

Wasn’t the world supposed to end in 2012??? That was a good plan who fucked that up