Ah-le-le??!

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

No it’s nature

are you fucking kidding me

not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

@therunnersam on a serious note how is that said?

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

give me the 1080p titty

60fps of titty

4k 144FPS mega-titty

6.8 GHz dual core titty

so my chemistry teacher has a playful rivalry with the other teachers on her hall and yesterday a teacher anonymously left a note on my teacher’s board that said “my students are better than your students” so instead of guessing who it was my teacher went around the entire hall and stole pens out of every classroom and, as “an experiment in chromatography”, got us to drop water and rubbing alcohol on the note and sample marks made by the stolen pens to see what color the ink turned and when we figured out whose pen was used to write the note she went to the teacher in the middle of class and confronted her about it

jim carrey grinch was chaotic neutral but mike myer’s cat in the hat was just straight up chaotic evil

look at those anime legs

Always reblog Goth Anime Legs Uncle.

I reblog this literally every time I see it because goddamn do I wish I could even dream of being this cool

she is WHAT? sickening

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

mom

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

big mood

I can’t get over this

me screaming in another plane of existence 

this spoonful of honey i just had is the best darn honey ive had in my life .. find me the bee who is responsible

*blushes*

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh

I love this?

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day