This is where my life begins.

It seems to be trying to fill a similar ecological niche to jelly so I got waffles to eat it on

Update my tummy hurts

soylent clown

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

so I’m a lifelong atheist and I’ve never actually read the bible but this guy sure seems like he has ADHD

you’re telling me he hyperfocused so hard he created the whole world in 6 days, then got kinda tired of it and didn’t really do anything until the project started going wrong at which point he tried in frustration to flood the whole thing so he could start over

“with the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day” bestie it is time to get tested

I unironically love the theological hot takes on this site.

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU

It should be a GOD GIVEN RIGHT as a woman to kill your abusive husband with your highschool sweetheart Mary Ann and buy some land and a road side stand out on highway 109 and sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam and not lose any sleep at night because Earl had to die

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”