breedable in the gay way

"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that

applying poison lipstick to my top lip and antidote to my bottom lip for a thrilling yet ultimately benign kiss

I have no particular stance on whether estrogen would have saved Shinji, but I'm looking at it from the family dynamic angle, and... well, Jesus Christ. On a good day, Shinji already looks like a teenage soft butch version of Yui Ikari – can you imagine how Gendo would react to his "son" slowly morphing into his dead wife?

estrogen would not have saved shinji but it would have caused gendo immeasurable suffering which is perhaps more important

I hope people know that whenever I make a spelling mistake, it's always 100% intentional and jist me being funny. I totally know how to type properly. it's called commitment to the bit

Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space