nisa

Stop messaging me you spam weirdos; I don't click random links sent from strangers.

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

this is the funniest fucking graffiti I’ve ever seen

not even kidding, this is great.

sex bots on tumblr dot com desire me carnally in my chatbox but alas im in a relationship with 4 fictional characters so i must refuse their romantic advances

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

may we all wake up tomorrow with less heavy hearts

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

I always ask my grandmother if we have any wild rabbits in the yard before I throw these away 🥰🥰🥰

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.