Hi, itofsa here.
As we all know, the Once-ler fandom is still alive, but it is no secret that the community is suffering a shortage of content, and things just aren’t what they used to be. People come and go, and with them, the characters and stories they create. We all have an ask blog that we loved or wish we could have met when they were still around. With so many of them gone, how much longer until there are no more blogs, no more Once-lers?
This is the cruel reality that is happening right now. Is this the world you want to see? A world where the Once-lers are slowly going extinct? Don’t you wish you could do something to help this dying breed? I know I do.
That is why I am starting the Save-A-Once-ler Foundation. Our goal is to create as many new Once-lers as possible and preserve the ones that remain, and all it takes is a little help from you. For every donation we receive, a team of dedicated volunteers will plant seeds all over the world for them to grow into beautiful, healthy beanpoles. To ensure their survival, each sapling will receive special care, protecting them from getting cut down by other misguided Once-lers and leading them down the path of making their first Thneed.
Any amount you can give will be put to good use. And to show our sincere appreciation, we are distributing exciting prizes to everyone who donates any of the quantities specified below. All you have to do is click any of the links and submit your payment. It’s safe and easy!
If you pledge $72, you’ll receive one of these exclusive t-shirts.
If you pledge $1000, you will get instant access to the Once-ler nudes that I am otherwise releasing only at 1k followers. Here is a preview of one of the images magnified 77 times.
If you pledge $2015, you’ll get a private session with a medium to put you in touch with an inactive or deactivated ask blog in the afterlife.
If you pledge allegiance to the Once-ler fandom in my inbox, you get your very own Once-ler to cultivate as you wish. Cherish them.
Did you know…? The Once-ler’s birthday is on April 22. Today is Day #2222. Add the first two digits and you get 2+2=4. Put it together with the last two digits and you get 422, or 4/22, which is April 22. So today is almost like the Once-ler’s birthday! Celebrate this special occasion by planting a Once-ler today!
If you have any questions, feel free to send them in or visit the FAQ!
(Note: Quantities are in USD. Tumblcoins not accepted.)
