Candy-court

Good morning tumblr, Who are we stanning today??

@asexualizing

Lord

gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and drift away

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

do not put ur life on hold because of how u feel about ur body. don’t postpone trips or cute clothes because u want to wait until u are thin. life is happening right now. u r beautiful right now.

small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

Same with her ass

Weapons of mass destruction

Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

No, okay, but I have one of these, and its honestly, like the best thing ever. I played with it so much that I accidentally rubbed it’s eyes off so now it’s blind, but it’s still super cute and I love it.

I have couple of the dongs but does anyone know where I can get the boob?

You can get them here! i got the boob one bc i lowkey relate to it personally 😂

Public service announcement they are on sale

I need twenty of them