The rib of Adam, the eyes of Eve.

there isnt a single thingle that could save you from my wrath

on new year’s eve 1999 i cut my fingure on a can illustrating the importance of small things

I keep fishing my phone out of my pocket at work just to get a hit of this image

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!